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Good Morning Vietnam!

I believe I got 5 hours sleep last night; I even woke naturally before the alarm was due to go off at 7.30. I knew today was going to be a long day, so in contrast to my usual wont, I headed straight down for a quick breakfast and over the road to work. Yesterday’s…

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Nerves

I started the new job today. I was a little apprehensive last night. And this morning. It wasn’t about the shirt and trousers, I was feeling okay about that. I figured I wouldn’t even notice to be honest. After all, I never knew what I was wearing before, so why would I notice now. No,…

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Wind Down

Jo asked me today if it was weird to think I only had 2 more days of work at Sputnik and the thought of moving on has been strange. Not so much the leaving Sputnik thing – as it could well be me going on holiday. Work’s been pretty quiet recently too, so the fact…

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Recommendations

I just spent about 2 hours working on other people’s careers, reputations, profiles. I’m not gaining anything out of it, except of course the pleasant feeling of helping someone out, and yes, it’s reciprocal since I asked them to do the same. Having decided to move in to the world of contracting recently, I’ve been…

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